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haunthecause:

its fucking face omg

(Source: keeganallennews, via shinos)

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

(via shinos)

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

(via megaechoid)

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via sindielissexy)

befriendment:

boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better

(via realjimhalpert)

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

(via bluewaffleez)

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

(via realjimhalpert)

bewbin:

why are children so short? what are they doing down there?

(via realjimhalpert)

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via laugharcade)

shorten:

"how are you feeling?"

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(via thepurplellama)

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

(via shouldnt)