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keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

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2spooky4boo:

restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

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disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

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narcissistmanifesto:

you may unfollow me but you can never deny that you liked my blog enough to make the conscious decision to follow me in the first place

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scolders:

If money could talk it would tell you to give it to me

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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